{"type":"standard","title":"Glasgow City F.C.","displaytitle":"Glasgow City F.C.","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1529496","titles":{"canonical":"Glasgow_City_F.C.","normalized":"Glasgow City F.C.","display":"Glasgow City F.C."},"pageid":20086138,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/14/Glasgow_City_FC_%282011%29.jpg","width":200,"height":245},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/14/Glasgow_City_FC_%282011%29.jpg","width":200,"height":245},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1276031881","tid":"3ca87e3a-ec6e-11ef-9264-938d98ec7c84","timestamp":"2025-02-16T13:59:28Z","description":"Football club","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_City_F.C.","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_City_F.C.?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_City_F.C.?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Glasgow_City_F.C."},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_City_F.C.","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Glasgow_City_F.C.","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_City_F.C.?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Glasgow_City_F.C."}},"extract":"Glasgow City Football Club is a professional women's football team based in Glasgow that plays in SWPL 1, the top division of women's football in Scotland and also the higher of two levels of the Scottish Women's Premier League. The club has competed in the UEFA Women's Cup and UEFA Women's Champions League. They also have a reserve team and youth teams.","extract_html":"
Glasgow City Football Club is a professional women's football team based in Glasgow that plays in SWPL 1, the top division of women's football in Scotland and also the higher of two levels of the Scottish Women's Premier League. The club has competed in the UEFA Women's Cup and UEFA Women's Champions League. They also have a reserve team and youth teams.
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{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
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\"Orbion\" is an instrumental composition by Dutch disc jockey and record producer Armin van Buuren. The track was released in the Netherlands by Armind as a digital download on 13 February 2012 as the seventh single from his fourth studio album Mirage.
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