{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}
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{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?","punchline":"She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.","id":158}
{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}
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