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{"type":"standard","title":"Stegastes altus","displaytitle":"Stegastes altus","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2857048","titles":{"canonical":"Stegastes_altus","normalized":"Stegastes altus","display":"Stegastes altus"},"pageid":41582023,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/12/SedakaSDy.jpg/320px-SedakaSDy.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/12/SedakaSDy.jpg","width":640,"height":480},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1016785558","tid":"89aaec85-98d7-11eb-92bc-c79d65bda39b","timestamp":"2021-04-09T02:01:46Z","description":"Species of fish","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stegastes_altus","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stegastes_altus?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stegastes_altus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Stegastes_altus"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stegastes_altus","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Stegastes_altus","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stegastes_altus?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Stegastes_altus"}},"extract":"Stegastes apicalis, commonly known as the Japanese gregory, is a damselfish of the family Pomacentridae.","extract_html":"
Stegastes apicalis, commonly known as the Japanese gregory, is a damselfish of the family Pomacentridae.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?","punchline":"You can tune a guitar but you can't \"tuna\"fish!","id":270}