{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?","punchline":"Because he is 2 square.","id":337}
{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
{"slip": { "id": 140, "advice": "If your hair is thinning, try dying your hair a similar tone to your scalp."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Two guys walk into a bar . . .","punchline":"The first guy says \"Ouch!\" and the second says \"Yeah, I didn't see it either.\"","id":365}
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{"type":"general","setup":"If you boil a clown...","punchline":"Do you get a laughing stock?","id":44}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?","punchline":"It just wasn't their type anymore.","id":447}
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{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
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