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Waldrohrbach is a municipality in Südliche Weinstraße district, in Rhineland-Palatinate, western Germany.
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KKCO is a television station in Grand Junction, Colorado, United States, affiliated with NBC and Telemundo. It is owned by Gray Media alongside low-power dual ABC/CW+ affiliate KJCT-LP. The two stations share studios on Blichmann Avenue in Grand Junction; KKCO's transmitter is located at the Black Ridge Electronics Site at the Colorado National Monument west of the city.
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Simaetha is a genus of Australasian jumping spiders that was first described by Tamerlan Thorell in 1881. They resemble members of Simaethula and Stertinius.
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