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{"slip": { "id": 177, "advice": "Everyone has their down days. Don't take it out on innocent bystanders."}}
{"fact":"Cats that live together sometimes rub each others heads to show that they have no intention of fighting. Young cats do this more often, especially when they are excited.","length":169}
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Scott C. Blader is an American attorney who served as the United States Attorney for the Western District of Wisconsin until February 26, 2021. Prior to his service as a United States Attorney, Blader served as the District Attorney of Waushara County from 2007 to 2017. Blader was named State of Wisconsin Prosecutor of the Year in 2015 and Wisconsin Association of Homicide Detectives Prosecutor of the Year in 2014. He was previously an associate attorney with Blader Law Office, where he focused on criminal litigation.
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{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}
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