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{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
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John Joseph Conte is an American politician who served in the Massachusetts Senate and was the District Attorney for Worcester County, Massachusetts, which includes 59 cities and towns in Worcester County and the town of Bellingham in Norfolk County, Massachusetts.
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