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{"fact":"The term \u201cpuss\u201d is the root of the principal word for \u201ccat\u201d in the Romanian term pisica and the root of secondary words in Lithuanian (puz) and Low German\u00a0puus. Some scholars suggest that \u201cpuss\u201d could be imitative of the hissing sound used to get a cat\u2019s attention. As a slang word for the female pudenda, it could be associated with the connotation of a cat being soft, warm, and fuzzy.","length":387}
{"fact":"During the time of the Spanish Inquisition, Pope Innocent VIII condemned cats as evil and thousands of cats were burned. Unfortunately, the widespread killing of cats led to an explosion of the rat population, which exacerbated the effects of the Black Death.","length":259}
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Selena y Los Dinos was an American Tejano band formed in 1981 by Tejano singer Selena and her father Abraham Quintanilla. The band remained together until the murder of Selena in 1995, which caused the dissolution of the band in the same year. When Selena was signed with EMI Latin, EMI president José Behar told Selena that \"the world wanted Selena, not Selena y Los Dinos.\" Selena then began releasing her solo studio albums under her name and her own logo title Selena instead of Selena y Los Dinos. Before Selena was signed with EMI, the band had sold more than 80,000 copies in the state of Texas.
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